The "gas"

I was at work. Another busy day answering  phones, helping walk-in customers, engraving plaque and trophy plates,  responding to faxes and taking messages.  Placing orders for engraving  jobs and cleaning ... another typical day, except... the day before, Id  eaten some Mexican food, and drank a few beers...

I was alone in my work area, and thought I could "safely" squeeze out what I thought was only a little bit of gas.

The "gas" turned out to be wet and a little bit lumpy, and very  brown.  I had to pretend that Id started my period because I was too  embarrassed to admit that I pooped my pants, and had to drive all the way back home to change my clothes!