Funny Office Quotes

These Funny Office Quotes are here to help you get through the workday with a smile on your face. Let's face it...work can be a real drag. Your fellow employees, your boss, the commute...it's enough to drive you crazy. This list of hilarious office quotes will help you lighten up a bit, have a good laugh and enjoy the day. Enjoy these great quotes!...

Office Quotes #1

Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so.
Douglas Adams

Office Quotes #2

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb

Office Quotes #3

If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. Albert Grant

Office Quotes #4

Office Hours: 2 to 2:15 every other Wednesday. George Kaufman

Office Quotes #5

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. Arthur Baer

Office Quotes #6

Statistics indicate that as a result of overwork, modern executives are dropping like flies on the nation's golf courses. Ira Wallach

Office Quotes #7

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job. Samuel Goldwyn

Office Quotes #8

Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free. Patrick Murray

Office Quotes #9

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. Mark Twain

Office Quotes #10

Any organization is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top. John Imhoff