Okay, so I have another problem: I am a slob. But a thoughtful and responsible slob. I always try to avoid dropping crumbs and other food items on my keyboard, so I tend to eat leaning back, so that the crumbs drop on my clothes instead.
This morning, after I finished eating, I did what I always do in such circumstances: I stood up with a chestful/lapful of crumbs, waddled towards the trashcan and did the Duckman Dance in order to shake the crumbs into the trashcan. It goes like this:
You thrust your pelvis! HUH!
You thrust your pelvis! HUH!
You thrust your pelvis! HUH!
You thrust your pelvis! HUH!
And when I turned around to get back to my seat, of course the Boss was there with one of the secretaries, standing at the door, both looking stunned.
